As good as the 'Real thing'........

Okey.. so its da weekend...

You wanna go paint da town red wiv da lads ...BUT da 'Misses' wants a night in so you both can cuddle up whiles watchin shitty rom-coms wheras da only fing your looking foward to is gettin a blowjob an'a good shag...

Dilema.. if u stay in wiv da misses u get a blow job an a shag ( which u can get any night from her) an lose 'man points' from da lads for stayin in like a pussy ole..

OR..

Go out wiv da lads an suffer getting an ear full an tears from da misses with da possibility of no 'scenes of a sexual nature' for a good WEEK to teach u a lesson..

WHAT DO U DO???

I say you get yourselfs one of these...!!!

It's da new "torso pillow 3000!!"

Comes in all different shapes, to suit your lover... ask for a beer belly, six-pac, bigger biceps... what da hell you can even ask to put a pair of tits on them.

You can now safely go out wiv da lads whiles satifying da your birds feminin needs..

torso pillow 3000 + night on the town wiv da lads = drunken fun night with da lads, then goin home to a happy girlfriend who will shag your brains out...

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