Monday, 26 April 2010

Channel U classics...

Mastermind Troopers - Storm/ Mastermind Youth Team


The Streets - Get Out My House (Remix)




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Thursday, 22 April 2010

RIP TRACEY

This is Tracey, she died today from an ongoing battle with Leukaemia. She fought hard and long and everyone admires her for the courage she has shown over the last two years. She has now been taken away from us, but has been gifted to the heavens. Always a bubbly person in the toughest of situations. We will miss her dearly.
GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN...
12/01/1988 - 21/04/2010

WE WILL MISS YOU ALWAYS.

There are many others suffering from this same disease, please have a look at the ACLT website to see how you can help other people, their families and their friends from suffering the same way.

Thank you.

Jonathan.

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

YOUNG MULHER BAYBY!!

IF YOU AINT GETTIN' NONE PT.2
Click HERE for PT.1


SO I MADE THIS ONE A BIT MORE INTERACTIVE.


1) PICK A SONG.


2) PICK A PICTURE.







3) THEN DO YOUR THING... COULD IT BE ANY SIMPLER?


ALL LES-BI'S CAN GET THEY'RE FREAK ON TOO! 

ENJOY. LMAO...

MR Jonboy LDN.

BRETT DOMINO TRIO x JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE

This is the Brett Domino Trio (even though I can only see a Duo, probably the other dudes cameraboy or suttin).  They made an appearance on Britains Got Talent last year (you hardcore BGT FANS should remember) performing BEAT IT by MJ... I think even they'll admit that it sounded SHITE, but this JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE medly sounds ill... Will!


The mixing is on point... I suggest you have a listen! Seriously.

The medley includes:
SEXYBACK (written by Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Nate "Danja" Hills)
LIKE I LOVE YOU (written by Justin Timberlake, Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, Terrence Thornton, Gene Thornton)
LOVESTONED (written by Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Nate "Danja" Hills).



Brett Domino - Check the quick side eye!


Video has been put together quite well... they're NERDS!

MR Jonboy LDN.

Me wrist cyan't tek it no more!!!

If, like me, you have no money, no girlfriend, your wrist and elbows hurt from chronic masturbation. Then you'll be able to reach a climax with no hands or va-jay necessary by watching the latest teaser for Marvel Vs. Capcom 3.

following from the success of last years Streestfighter 4, Capcom have yet again teamed up with comic and film industry giants Marvel to bring yet another Legendary addition to the Beat 'em up genre of gaming. (I sound like a real Mousse Knuckle)

Feast your eyes 'pon dis rudeboiiii!!!

*Was it good for you too?
Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 + Vaseline = New Mothods of self pleasure
Nuff Said!!!
JoeyDaKid

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

GINGER MINGE!!

Desperate Housewives is on ..So as all you suckers drool over Eva Longoria.. I got my eyes on the REAL prize...
Biggest MILF on da planet... plus shes blaady GINGER.. Marcia Cross aka Bree Van de Kamp!!

WTF?? I hear you say... well faack off ....Dont Judge ME!!..I reply

Surprisingly she has a couple potential wanking pictures...

I'd doggy her till she fell over the balcony
Leaked Nude PIC!

Twitter @T_offthewALL


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Monday, 19 April 2010

SPEAKIN' OF SUMMER...

HERE'S THE SUMMER OF 2008. AYIA NAPA STYLEEE!



















WORD ON ROAD IS... IBIZA 2010??

Jonboy.

SUMMER'S HERE... LIVE IN THE MIX VOL.4!

Ok, so not one of our usual posts... FUNKY HOUSE?? The masses say "Boooooo" But NO!

The Live in the Mix boys are back AGAIN!


VOL.4 is here! Ready to KICK off the door to SUMMER... Obviously, not to everyones taste, but personally I'm still a Funky/House head and I'm gonna throw it on my iPhone tonight, ready for the commute tomo!!

Click Image To Download

PLEASE DON'T LEND IT TO ANYBODY... OR YOU WILL NOT BE GETTIN' IT BACK!

Jonboy.

Sunday, 18 April 2010

I WAS PAID!

This is Malicka aka Meeeks aka BROOKLYN KING aka KIMMIE LEE. She used to fancy me. Swear down? I hear you say. Well... Yeah, course she did.

I suppose the feeling was reciprocated (kinda), we just never hit off and probably never will, it jus aint meant to happen that way... Ahwell!

Anyways she has a blog (like every other dude & dudette does these days) called "THE COUNTY OF KINGS" and it's pretty cool, I browse it every so often and she thinks a lot like us Cocaine Kidderz do.

Her posts are random. Fashion, sport, sex (she has more posts and sexual paraphernalia than we do), music, banging chicks... You name it.

Shes frikkin' vain as hell...



See what Mannnnn's sayinnn'?

ON A SIDE NOTE:
  • I think she likes kissing cos her lips are always well glossed <<< pics speak for themselves.
  • She speaks French.  <<< Ooh la la!
  • Annnnnd she's a model as well!
ADD HER ON:

Overall, I dunno what the whole point of this post was (probably more poon on the blog if im honest) but SHE'S HOT INIT!

Jonboy.

Thursday, 15 April 2010

TRON@RIVERISLAND.COM

TRINOTRON has taken a HUMUNGAZOIDED step today, and launched his Urban Streetwear brand in River Island. I counted four tees up on the site, but theres probably more (my counting skills aint great) and hopefully in stores across the UK, so go have a look for yourselves.


Tell a friend to tell a friend, as he rightfully says;

"TRINOTRON TRINOTRON now available @RIVER_ISLAND. Please support. Hopefully will open the door for other UK brands to enter the high street"

Good call mate!

Follow me on twiller @MrJonboyLDN

Jonboy.

If you aint gettin none...

 





HERES YOUR AMMUNITION...

GO GET SOME!!!!

Jonboy.

Wednesday, 14 April 2010

Xaphoon Jones Mixtape Vol.1

Please Note: If you read this with an American English accent, it sounds way coooool, like really American.
Hey guyyyys... this is Xaphoon Jones. He created a mixtape a while ago, which is basically formed of songs that we all know and love. The only difference being that the songs are mixed with one another. For example, take the "Swimming in the Sky"song. Its got the instrumental of Passion Pit, "Swimming in the Flood" blended with the lyrical content of the Notorious BIGs "Sky is the Limit", add to that the chorus from Beyonces "Put a Ring on it". And theres your tune.
I know what you're thinking, these songs would never mix, but it doesn't sound as bad as you would think. Obviously the dude is talented and has mixed down the records very well. Check out this clip from Utoob, where he tells you more about his project.


Click image to Download!!

Drake "Over" Video

This video is ill... I remember some dudes in college made a music video with projected scenes all over da gaff. Made everyone elses look like shit. Escpecially mine - dammmmmmn you clever white people *shakes fist*. But yea the projector is what kills it, to be to the point.

Song wise, hook n chorus sound very similar to "You da FUCKIN best" but overall lyrics are cool. Feelin the freakin instruments and crap. ★★★★
Jonboy... Follow me on twits ya basterds @MrJonboyLDN

SB.TV F64

Akala went innnn! And so did Terminator, just in a very different way. Check the emotion in his face! Sick.

But in sayin that, the contrast between these two is immense!

Follow me on TWITS or I'll MOVE to man AND sleep peacefully!

Jonboy.

Sunday, 11 April 2010

the Regulars...

Another Saturday night with da homies.... funtimes as usual...
It was also my homeboy Martell's bday get together ..


B-day dude.

















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