This artist J.Scott Campbell is taking childrens fairy tale stories and making them into some sort of wankin' material... "How wrong is that!!".... I hear you say. Well it is very wrong but also on the other hand very aesthetically pleasing...
The 2010 calender named "Fairy Tale Fantasies" feature hotties from your favourite childhood books, such as Little red riding hood, Alice in wonderland and Tinkerbell to tinkle your winkle..ahaha..
Well check out some snippets from da calender..
Litte Red ONLY Rides the Hood
Snow White is a bad apple..
Explore Alice's very own Wonderlad
Tinkerbell wants to tickle your two Bells
The Little Big-Titted Mermaid
Goldilocks shags 3 bears??
Sleeping beauty gives you wet dreamz
Cinderella's clock hit midnight!
Well if u want one you can oder them HERE... (I don't know why da fuck anyone would pay for it tho)
Fairy Tale Stories + sexy calanders = fuck that, I'd rather 'knock one out' to real human beings...
Unavoidably its that time of the year again where everyone is starting to couple up again... Yup its time to get a Girl friend Lads (only for the winter months tho, there would be too many half naked poon in da summer for you to be tied down).
Anyway I was talking to a female mate of mine and she was telling me how this guy she is about to get with said to her Quote: "ahh i don't know why I broke up with my EX".... and it apparently put her off (for about 2days)...
Well from past research eres a couple things you shouldn't say Or your bird shouldn't know...
How many knotches you REALLY have..
Ok your probably proud of how many girls you've shagged... but letting your girl know is fucking stupid. she is gonna ask you anyway so mybe just give her a rough estimate... or just leave out all da one night stands and ugly ones...
Your Weakness and Fears
Whether you are scared of the dark, bunny rabbits, blood or your mother...... what ever you do DO NOT let your bird know! We all know how crazy/spiteful girls can be... she would defo use it against you during an argument.. and make you look like the biggest pussy ole in the history of mankind...
Stuff/Presents Your Ex Bought You
I swear.. the moment she finds out it was bought for you buy your Ex.. she is gonna try to either break it or "accidentally" lose it. Mate just pretend everything you own is yours or is a present from your mum.
*note: These views are not necessarily supported by all memebers of Cocaine't 4 kidz*
Winter Relationships + Fabricating the truth = dude... she will find something else to moan about...
Yo, I'm mad late with this weeks "Hotty of the Week", my sincerest apologies to all you whiny fucks. Aight so I'm doing my daily internet sweep for new materials and pass through my beloved blogs...you know who you are and then as if the Gods spoke to me she appears in my google search.
This weeks Hotty comes hails from Colombia, with 36D-12-40 measurements to boot, and standing in at 5'6"...I sound like a boxing ring announcer. She's a glamour model who is famously quoted of saying “I need to make love every half hour”. Need I say more...
*Cheeks of Justice
"Hey Joey, what would you do, to have the chance to play a challenging game of table tennis with Andrea Rincon?"
That's an easy one, I would gladly let Goldberg spear me off the roof of my mums 1992 Nissan Micra into some delicately misplaced shards of glass and used heroin needles...Don't judge me, sometimes you have to take a gamble in life
So Pablo (my homeboy) came to London for the weekend from Español.... And as usual we went out an had a couple drinks and smoked some 'OG kush'.... Rendezvous at 'What's Good' for some good 'hip'n and hop'n' shit... then chilled at Josh's warehouse for some more alcohol intoxication. Took a couple flicks while we were at it aswel ....
Josh's ART.. gota luv da 'Poon'
Indoor bike riding..?
Paul da shit DJ
Josh- "what da fuck paul! u broke my decks!"
Pablo back in london + a free weekend = Ok now lets get Fucked!