Thursday, 25 February 2010

Different StRokes 4 Different FolKs...

Using your bellringers (fingers) on your female spouse (fuck friend) can have amazing results... especially for those geezers with small willies...
You gotta ave the right technique consisting of the right amount of fingers and motion speed..

But the real question is what is the right tekkers? Examples below..

I personally use The Rocker or The Showstopper

BBHOLLOGRAMZ goes for The Rocker too whiles Joey Da Kid uses The Pleaser technique (what a pussy)... no Pun intended..

Right amount of fingers + Motion + Correct Speed = "da bitch be cummin out of her ears!"


Monday, 22 February 2010

Rosa Acosta Almost Naked

The Rosa Acosta fascination continues...







  video platform

  video management

  video solutions

  video player

For more Rosa Acosta click HERE...


POWER Mixing by Motive

The tunes on this mix are serious, sum DUB, sum GRIME, sum FUNKY n sum HOUSE... I personally don't think the HIP-HOP fits in that equation, but Im still feeelin' the individual tunes init... BIG MIX by DJ Motive...

Hit that play button below. Bitch. or DOWNLOAD.


Irrelevant Flashes

While back my compardre's from Philadelphia came to chill in Landan 4 couple days...
So one of those nights we went market place to chill and bumped into IDRIS ELBA (aka Stringer Bell from the Wire).
He was cool an all, we got chatting an shit... but the wanker didn't let us take any pics with him! I kno, wat a piss take init!
so I just took random pics of uslot instead... "woopti-doo!"

Did you see Idris Elba in the background of a couple of those flicks??... hmmm thought not.. me neither.. 
But he was there so dont even think about calling me a fucking liar..


Thursday, 18 February 2010

The road is my RUNWAAAYYY!

Had to throw this one out's most likely gonna be on every UK blog or London blog...but guess where we're from!!!!

Ive been following the progress of this tune for a while and the video was as well executed as the tune.

This post is my appreciation to the vid and most importantly Likle P's self customised Boating u can tell, I'm a fan. Also styled by da ever growing UK clothing brand V-AG..

Check out the new vid by Nu Brand Flexxx - Runway...

As a yardie mic-man would say... "its h-absolute-ly good ya knoww.. more fire!"

Monday, 15 February 2010



Ok sooooooooooooooooooooo...Jandi...okay lemme start again.

OKAY SO JANDI FUCKING LIN is one visual piece of titillating aestheticism (yeah i make up do politicians).What can i say but she is Class A Porn Poon of this very month...

Not only is she tatted up from the ass up but...

she's a fucking goddess...she makes my poon-tee quiver shamelessly (lmao!)

Watch Jandi Lin create a WATER WORLD using one singular tool...HER POON!

IT'sa KFC Ting...

Just found some pics from a while back of when I borrowed my bros SLR and didn't ave a clue how to use it, an was taking pics on the lowest setting. (what a muppet).
But yea.. its of when I raided Joey da Kids place of residence an caught him mix'n some dubplates on de good'ol ones an twos.
We was meant to be going out that night but ended up getting as far as KFC after  smoking some Superkush and falling victim to da dreaded MUNCHIES!!

Hip hop + Super kush + KFC round da corner = faack it lets get some food an call it a night..


Sunday, 14 February 2010

Scareorrist- Dubstep Mix.

This dubstep mix is ill! Check it out.
Mr Jonboy LDN

Selah - Urban Songstress....

So there's a new urban songstress on the block... and she goes by the name Selah!
Well shes signed to Sony records already (which is pretty facking amazing) and has worked with the likes of Wretch32 and Swiss.

Ave'a look at her new single called "Bad Goodbye"

Loving the lyrics on the new track... she is defiantly one to look out for in the future! plus she's well FIT too, which always helps init....

Saturday, 13 February 2010

Martleo: best of the noughties

Soooo. As everyone tonight prepares to go Livin' Proof or Work It!... I'm 'ere bloggin' away, 'cos I don't think Ima be touchin' either... But FEAR not my dear followers, I'm still gonna be ravin' it up... 'cos i Got a mix here fit to bloww up any rave... or bedroom.

Martelo went innnnnnnn! Come 'n hav a go! Bare in mind though, its only 25 minutes, so your unlikely to buss a sweat or anythin. But anyone who knows him as a DJ, knows what he's about!

Aint too sure bout the Fundamentals tune to be honest... but the track after... Say No Bludclart MORE! FiYAH!

Listen right here dudes n dudettes!

Mr Jonboy LDN

Thursday, 11 February 2010

Alyssa Monks-- sHe is not a Photographer?

Ok so I'm not an art analyser or what'du'ma call'it... but I know when I see some facking good art.
A mate of mine who is into all that artsy fartsy melarky showed me this cool New York based artist namely Alyssa Monks.
When you 1st look at her work you'l think they where snap shots caught by a photographer or some shit..
BUT NOOO... she uses her majestic fingers to create such dazzling yet intricate images.

Eres a couple of my favs.

Obviously I had to pick the ones with the titties in....

fuck HD Television... This is HD ART!!


Wednesday, 10 February 2010

9th Wonder (New Mixtape)

Ere at Cocaine't 4 kidz we love a mixtape we do... especially if it'sa 'remix mixtape..

Check ouT this new 9th Wonder mixtape called "9th Invented The Remix...Again"

Its pretty sick if I say so myself....


Tuesday, 9 February 2010

Robot Bunny Ltd Pop Up Store

Now I'm gonna do this quick, like a, monday morning - before you open your eyes - before you talk - before you shower - shag.
Basically the Robot Bunny massive, led by the Robot Bunny CEO, Daryll Thomas have worked more days n nights than Kid Cudi (that was so poor but llow me init, it's been awhile... I also use that excuse nearly every Monday btw) and have successfully opened a Pop Up store in Brent Cross Shopping Centre. I was gonna make my own video but they told me NO Jonathan... and I was gonna use my own pics, but they were shittier than shit - shit. Soooo here is a video, probably made by George and pictures most likely taken by Edward.
The store is only open SIX WEEKS, so head on down. I believe tees are £20 n sweats are £40... he's also got some Street Fighter 2 Turbo (SNES) tournament going on down there aswell. Its pretty decent.

MrJonboyLDN .... Twitter ME Motherf'ers!

Monday, 8 February 2010

My trusty B&W Image maKer..

Abit'a visual exoticness from Saturday night....

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