Monday 8 February 2010

HIATUS...HI HATERS!!!

So recently most of us C4Z hombres have been mad lazy, eating,shitting, sleeping fucking up at every opportunity and getting into brief encounters with the law...as you do. But we're back and will be posting regularly as we once did prior to putting on weight.

Why are you so handsome Joey and what has changed since we last blogged, you ask...


I changed up Ignacio and roll with my new lady Rosalita Maria Consuela Sanchez Martinez Suarez



offthewALL slept with Wayne Bridges Missus, he got in there while the coochie was still swolen from John Terry's beat down. He also began drinking Schnapps out of a bottle and brown paper bag and became an alcoholic.



Ize has been working non stop while touring with DL Records and Parlophones very own Tinie Tempa.
 
I had been attending WA (Wankers Anonymous) sessions, to cure my addiction to all hentai and exotic midget pornographies, where I bumped into JonBoy who had grown a beard and was binge drinking Milkshakes



Corinne Bailey Rae came back with a new album on 01/02/2010, titled The Sea, which I'm in love with already, Chester French finally put out a video for Ciroc Star, there were a couple shitty award shows, Liverpool and Arsenal lost, Lost came back and Superbowl 44 was a great watch
. Were back now, so no need to read those other shitty blogs when the best is back.



Peace Out!!!

Joey DaKid

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