HIATUS...HI HATERS!!!

So recently most of us C4Z hombres have been mad lazy, eating,shitting, sleeping fucking up at every opportunity and getting into brief encounters with the law...as you do. But we're back and will be posting regularly as we once did prior to putting on weight.

Why are you so handsome Joey and what has changed since we last blogged, you ask...

I changed up Ignacio and roll with my new lady Rosalita Maria Consuela Sanchez Martinez Suarez

offthewALL slept with Wayne Bridges Missus, he got in there while the coochie was still swolen from John Terry's beat down. He also began drinking Schnapps out of a bottle and brown paper bag and became an alcoholic.

Ize has been working non stop while touring with DL Records and Parlophones very own Tinie Tempa.
 
I had been attending WA (Wankers Anonymous) sessions, to cure my addiction to all hentai and exotic midget pornographies, where I bumped into JonBoy who had grown a beard and was binge drinking Milkshakes

Corinne Bailey Rae came back with a new album on 01/02/2010, titled The Sea, which I'm in love with already, Chester French finally put out a video for Ciroc Star, there were a couple shitty award shows, Liverpool and Arsenal lost, Lost came back and Superbowl 44 was a great watch. Were back now, so no need to read those other shitty blogs when the best is back.



Peace Out!!!

Joey DaKid

The Adventures Of Ignacio...and me

For those of you who know me, u'll all be aware that I am a fan of the great outdoors...no not the counrtyside but da inner city sights and sounds. I usually stroll around da city and enjoy watching drunken street fights from a safe distance.  I also always love to roll with my trusted Steed, Ignacio (kinda like BraveStarr and Marshall, for all of you that have good memories).

*Ignacio - a bit old but trust worthy

While trying to pimp my ride in London Bridge I stumbled across a festival where they were handing out free food samples, giving out free alcohol and free bottles of my arch nemesis...that endless supply of Vitamin Water that is at every show/festival I go to.

It was the 2nd annual Bermondsey Street Festival - Fashion Show, with local designers such as Cockfighter Bermondsey, Pussywillow (laughing at dat name for ages), Charlotte Casadejus and many more. The Poon to Penis ratio was highly favourable, their was free food and drinks, free bike doctors, the weather was banging and the police even let us put a bit of Sensimilla in our roll ups.  Heres a couple of snaps taken from my shitty Blackberry Pearl camera so if you dont like the quality....you can DERELICTE my balls!!!

 

 

*I feel a fashion show cummin on

 

 

 

 

After all the festivities I kinda slouched in a corner slightly sozzled and high with Ignacio and sum new found friends debating philosophy and why guys can't have multiple orgasms...

LDN Bridge + Ignacio + A few pretty Women + Sensimilla = I've failed ma piss test on 2 counts

Hi 5's ALL ROUND!!!

JoeyDaKid

TRINOTRON AW'09 COLLECTION LAUNCH

For those of you who hit up the reset, including myself, you would have appreciated the New AW'09 collection of all the UK's leading street wear designers, including SECOND-SON, TRAPSTAR and DOPECHEF to name a few.

Highlights of the show in my humble opinion were:



SECOND-SON deer hunter shirt - sourced and made in East London



TRAPSTAR multi-couloured ginham Riders Shirt and for sum reason the Magical endless supply of Vitamin Water.

However, unfortunately I left my camera in Bristol, but most importantly was disappointed to discover one missing designer...Trinotron AW'09 collection, I personally looked forward to upping my t-shirt game with an exclusive design.



But fear not, those who missed out on the chance to purchase at THE RESET II will have another chance on Thursday at the Preview, where you can view the new season n make a purchase or more and wet your whistle in preparation for the Official Collection after party at YO YO in Notting Hill Arts Club.



Anyone who has been YOYO before knows shit will be cracking!!!

TRINOTRON + Martelo + YOYO + Drinks = Hi 5's for all

NUFF SAID!!!

JoeyDaKid