WorLds MoSt DistUrbin SExtoYS.....

A Female friend of mine just recently got her 1st dildo (rampant rabbit to be precise)... she also got one of them clit 'bullet' thingys..which is meant to be a girls best friend... anyways..shes loving it she says.. her quotes exactly was "all I need it to do now is take me out and buy me drinks..then we can execute all the men is this world". Hmmm a little over the top but hey.. she's having fun...
And as you do..I researched into that shit and found some crazy-ass mind-boggling products....as you can imagine even with my slightly socially unaccepted mind... I was thinking what da rass/boomber-ole is this??
Well take'a look boys an girls..

Sexy Sadistic Cock Ring

If you want to be pissing out of 20 different holes then i think this medevil tourture equipment is right up your alley...

Website quote: "Imagine the look on hes face when he wants to reach full arousal but realizes he cant.."

Fearsom Fingers

Ok I'm not entirely sure what da rass these things are, but from the name I'm guessing you put these bad boys on your fingers... looks abit brutal to me mate
Website quote: "Wear all five, or just one will get you the respect you deserve..."

Disposable Canned Vergina

Lol this has to be the funniest/fucked up of them all. The Japanese are a crazy bunch aren't they...

website quote: "complete with lubricant, this disposable pussy would leave you wanting more.."

Enema Piss Rubber Pants

Soon there would be no need for public toilets anymore... think... with this becoming a household product.

Website quote: "The Enema bag can hold 4litres.."

Stict Leather Dildo Face Harness

I hope its only lesbians that use this shit...coz that cud be quite hot...

Website quote: "This soft leather strap on makes it easy to strap a dildo to your face.."

The Drilldo

Ok very inventive name...its just a bloody dildo attached to a drill...

Website quote: "Yoga-like relaxing massage..."

The Cannon

Is this even possible..? or am I just being naive...?

Website quote: "The thickness and range of this plug, means you'l get a fulfilling stretch.."

Extreme Ass Spreader

Now this is just WRONG! looks like a cardiac surgeons tool..

Website quote: "Reactor opens up to 4inches wide"

Mastubator Vee-String

It's a bloody G-string with a minge on it!!.... If anyone is struggling with Halloween costumes this will defo win you 1st prize...

Website quote: "Thers are 9 different hair colours and 5 different hair styles to choose from..."

I hope you all have been as mentally scarred as I have been whilst looking at these new products....

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