I Say Get YourSelF One oF tHese!!!

Lads... I know there are just times in your life where you just think to yourself "gosh...i wish someone invented..blah blah blah"......

Well fear not.. here are are 3 products to get you through obstacles that life throws at us..

1. You are at a 'posh' dinner/banquet .... you are having soup (which can be tricky if your not carefull) but you are scared of getting soup stains on your suit, but also don't wanna look like a KNOB by putting a napkin down your shirt...

I say get yourself one of these...

"The TieTissue keeps look looking Smart while you Slobber Soup"

2. You wake up in the middle of the night coz you need to tinkle, you drank too much at the posh dinner and obviously forgot to take a piss before you went to bed... but you are 'shook' of turning the light orrrn because the misses will bite your head off!

I say get yourself one of these......

"The Shinning Slipper can prevent accident in the dark"

3. Your old. Still need to shag.. Its hard enough getting it up in the first place but your misses doesn't help because she is old an wrinkly. You are scared of overdosing on Viagra because you need at least 5 to get it up..

I say get yourself one of these..

*CAUTION* apply only ONE Coat for Comfort

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