Art Video.

Alongside my attempts to post a decent Mixtape/Mix CD download everyweek, I'm starting suttin' else aswell. Now Everybody wants to know what the latest tunes are init? Fact! But move that to the side, lets go for good creativity in terms of videos now... I ain't talkin 'bout your everyday run of the mill video, that's just a video for videos sake, I'm talking art video.

So this is an example of a crappy Video... In any case i can't stop
watching it in hope that a breast will fly out n I'll see some
nippleage... kinda like soft porn i guess? Stop judgin me...

It's not cool dude.

My mate Dwayne Dibbly showed me this just...yesterday...
whilst we were on lunch (well I was, dunno what the rass he
was doin') And to everybody who's gonna tell me "you're late maaann"
Yeaaa, so what? Piss RIGHT Off! Son, Jim & Bob.
I'm gonna post the making of sooooon blud.


Mr Dibbly also showed me this, probably not as much 
money spent, but equally as effective and difficult.
Was well thought out.

And this is what I mean of Art Video. I gave you two this week. But keep checkin' back, got some chips, beans n Bangers lined up for ya.

Crappy Videos + Concept Videos = Tits 'n Ass + Art 'n Direction = One wholesome Female (My kinda girl)

JonBoy (LDN)

DJ Obvious Backing Mayhem and Hype MUSIC!

So like I do every wednesday at 4:31 PM (YES...I am more bloody efficient & more bloody programmed than your bloody suped up Macbook bloody Pro... I believe they call me Jono-Tron for a blooomin' reason) I scoured the internet for the latest Mix Cds, no particular genre or nuttin (I happen to be very eclectic as it goes) jus suttin that i could chill to.... it aint really a chillin' CD to be honest. Far from it actually... but if you like grime I'm sure you will appreciate it for what it is. BOOM. BOOM BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!


I ain't got a picture but this one of myself and my Steve Urkel TEE does the damn trick!

YES!!

Tracklistin goes suttin like this... No. It is Actually this.
Wiley - Split down the middle
Mr Snowman - Be all right
Maniac - Ugly
Wretch 32 - Ina di Ghetto ft. Badness
Silkie - Test
Sukh knight - Up in Smoke
R.D - Rage
Eskz Medley
Sway - F ur X (Ft Stush)
Sticky - Golly gosh 2
Mr Snowman - Forward riddim remix
Alias - Fiction 2
Plastic man - Cha
Little Dee ft. O.G'Z - Passing threw
Big $hot - Stomp
Ghetto - Don't phone me
Terror Danjah - Zumpy hunter VIP
Jon E cash - Invasion VIP
Danny weed - Shank riddim (Wiley remix)
Crazy Titch - Singalong acapella
Dr Venom - Not wise
Faith sfx ft. Dot Rotten - I'm goin hard
Wiley - Igloo (Beat mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Street fighter
Dj Oddz - Strung up VIP
Ruff sqwad - Died in your arms


AND heres how you download this bludclart!!


GRIME + Steve Urkel= (SoooooooN Come BLUD)


Jonboy (LDN)

iPod Re-Fresh...?

So YESTERDAY (yes I am slightly behind AGAIN) Apple announced a "new line" of iPods. I say that tongue in cheek, due to the fact that they aint bloody new maaate!!!

I mean... all the exterior designs have remained the same, apart from the Nano, which has had a Video camera added, and i must emphasise VI-DI-YO, as thats all it does. Video. No photos. Yea... I can't see the logic either...

Besides that, its got shinier colours for you shiny bits 'n' bobs people, built in radio annnnnd i can't remember what else or be bothered to check. so yea. that's all folks..

iPod Touch has been bumped up to a meaty 64gb tho, but with a price tag to match... £299... Yowzerrrz! Other than that we got the same ol' same ol'.

But still, if ya got the cash, go BUCKWILD 'n' 'av a SPLASHHH baby!

Check out this super-sophisticated, sooooper-shiny, 9-5 lookin iPod Shuffle... yay or nay?

Ooooooh... yea and i just remembered the 5g Nano has a mic. BEAT THAT... Sony Microsoft Creative Zen Zune HD!

Apple + Nano 5g (with VI-DI-YO) + Geekatrons= These geeks filming themselves jizzin' in their pants WHILST also listenin to the damn beat... JIZZ IN MY PANNNTS!

Posted "Anonymously" by Mr Alexander.