Tuesday, 30 March 2010

StoNer ThougHts...

Searching da world wide web aka www dot... is fun...
I Found these pics that anyone that smokes the Whacky Backy and Ganja can relate to...

A Stoners perception of the real world can be slightly altered whiles high.....

you turn into a Greek philosopher
Shittest music becomes the best thing you eva herd
Stone or not I love this movie!
MUNCHIES!!!
Paranoid as fuck!!
Paranoid stage 2
Lazy as fuck!!
Old dear turns into Hitler..!


No wonder the shit is so addictive....


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Young Thespians

Forget Avatar 3D, Alice In Wonderland (which was shit), and any other film which was supposed to be a block buster...I'd gladly pay £30 for a ticket to see this play...excellent

*The school teacher must of got so much joy out of rehearsals

JoeyDaKid

Monday, 29 March 2010

JUst let it sHine thru!

Friend of mine showed me bout this video... da song is by a girl called Fatima...
Ive never heard of her but apparently she is about.... I like da tune and a da visual/sound connotation expressed within the video (I sound clever init)...




WITH REFERENCE TO..... Comming To America..




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Sunday, 28 March 2010

The WeeKEnders..!



Couple snaps from Saturday night.....it was fun...

Chicken an beer





"Man got da digits, u get me fam"







How to smuggle drinks..





funtimes....


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Friday, 26 March 2010

BIONIC BOOTY-THE BRAZILIAN EDITION

I got a thing for Brazilians from female genitalia waxing to heart moving films,but most of all I truelly admire the genetic pools that acts as the foundations to their women's bodily architecture .So after you read this post when you look at a clothing label or under a plastic cup and it says "made in Brazil", NO JUDGMENT will be passed for feeling the need to run for a quick mid morning wank, in sheer appreciation. I'll say it for you THANK YOU BRAZIL FOR ALL THIS BIONIC BOOTY BUILT LIKE A FUCKING TRANSFORMER AND MOVES LIKE WATER JELLO JACCUZI STUFF!!


Muhler Melancia this Brazilian native is just as responsible as any ATL tittty bar that taught all video vixens to pop lock and drop it...thus transpiring into my mimiking of such ungodly gyrations...CHECK OUT HER VIDEO DRIPPING IN SEXYNESS click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlWoEc1zYy8




If you watch porno (if your reading this blog you do) THEN I DO NOT KNOW WHAT MOLE WHOLE YOU HAVE BEEN HIDING IN IF YOU DO NOT KNOW THIS NEXT VICTIM OF BIONIC BOOTYISM!!!...but I'll take the liberty to bring you back.Introducing Darlene Amaro AKA Delancia. I was first introduced to her whilst watching my fave male adult film start Justin Slayer and she was like the icing on the cake and the cinnamon sprinkles and hundreds and thousands!CHECK HER OUT HERE:http://video.xnxx.com/video222458/delanie_delicious_booty








All this Bionic Booty lead me to think how grateful I am and here is a video Hannah,Sophia and I made earlier this week in tribute of gyrating Bionic Booties!!!!!!!!! enjoy!



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I'm In LOVE With a FreShie...

So I did a post a while back about the Nigerian Artist namley... Nneka... (click HERE to see it)
Well 2day Im not ere to chat-bout her music coz you should already be familiar with it.. I am simply hear to notify you that.. I am in "ELL OWE VEE EEE"..

 Usually.. lighties aint at the top of my preference list.. but she makes sick music and is a lightie with HHHattitude!!


The above pics are the closest I could find to Wanking material

This video made me wanna marry her instantly... I Faackin LOVE her ACCENT!!


I need to ask my mother what the best way to 'Woo' a Nigerian woman... Maybe if I buy her some peanuts an super-malt she will be MINE!!

P.s she coming to London and will be performing at the Scala on the 28th of April... IM THERE BRAAAAAV!! (click HERE for tickets an info)



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Thursday, 25 March 2010

Laid Back Shit

Anybody who knows me, knows that if the hottest Mami chula on the block strolls past whilst somebody rides past on a fixie...no homo but I'd pretty much eye fuck the shit out the fixie. With the upturn in weather combined with the vibe from last Saturday nights party, I've pretty much been sitting at my desk drawing doodles and dreaming of riding Rosalita into the Puerto Rican Sunset.


Fix your eyes upon this vid from MACAFRAMA, of Massan doing his thing on the San Francisco streets...any body wondering how I used to slow down on Rosalita, without breaks or skidding watch the end of the vid.

 
Massan for Leader Bike from Dan Arel on Vimeo.

 
Massan from MACAFRAMA on Vimeo.
 
*Kisses from Rosalita

Nuff Said!!!

JoeyDaKid

PARRY...PARTY...PARTAY!!



Well last Friday we all found ourselves gathered at The Old Blue Last for "BOUNTY"...I can honesty say,I was not in any way or form intoxicated and I had and incredible time!The music was just blowing me away,I had found my musical eutopia...and as always much girl on girl gyrating to accompany it!

All was captured on camera of course...p.s.









SHOW ME THEM TITTIES








MAN A LIKE SHO LIKE ALWAAAAAAAAAAYSSSSSSS!


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