Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts

Thursday, 8 October 2009

"It's Shamz Le Le Le Le Le Le R..O...C"


Hol’ tite all ma people who know about the Shamz Le Roc movement, If you’ve heard any of her tunes then u’ll be aware that great things come in small packages, kinda like Prince or dat cheerleader bird from Heroes, not saying shes talented or nuffin but she’s a great lil’ package (ummm umm yeah, take dat, take dat!!!)…I digress…

She’s performed on regular popular circuits in NYC causing havoc and receiving great feedback on both her music and distinguished graphic designs on her tees.Her latest track DROP IT LOW has created a lil’ buzz n has been stuck in my mind for a hott minute…



listen to the track here...


and the remix Feat. USA New Talent, Ev4n Holt here...



DROP IT, DROP IT LOW!!!

Drop It Low + couple hott Mami Chulas + Bangin Sound System = BITCHIN PARTY!!!


JoeyDaKid


Saturday, 26 September 2009

An Interview With The TRON

He makes another appearance on Cocaine't 4 kidZ. This time in an interview with Kevin Lanre and the Hot 110/Boxfresh Collab...oooohie! Check it out init.



JonBoy (LDN)

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

The Drizzy Effect...

Just like they did to Kid Cudi, they did to Drake! They DJ EV'd him! Artwork stlyes and everything.

I personally haven't listened to it yet but both artist and producer track records speak volumes.  Should be  a decent listen.  Will update this motherf'er shortly. But while you wait for my most valued of opinions, make one of your own. Here.





Im actually feeling ashamed that 3 of my last 4 posts have been downloads, but Hey! What can you do?

Anyways...

Drizzy Effect + Facebook + Twitter = More "Have you heard that new Drake tune...?" Statuses in about 4-5 months... happens every time. I look forward to it.

Jonboy (LDN)

Sunday, 20 September 2009

Pioneer CDJ 2000- Me thinks... Serato Eat Your Heart OUT!

So for all you budding DJ's (MOST of you wont care, BUT I don't care... that you don't), your first step to fame and fortune is to buy yourself TWO of these. I mean... they can do everything you and your laptop can. CD's, USB's even flippin' SD cards (SERATO Who?)... they have a screen, full colour aswell, which tells you all the shit you need to know to mix them new joints you researched on wikipedia then downloaded off Limewire (I, in no way support, endorse, encourage, condone or use Limewire for illegal downloading of music, for either personal, professional or business uses) the night before.  They ain't cheap, I could have sworn i read it's like $2000 PER deck, but hey... do what you gotta do to release dat mixtape man... errrrr. JOEY?



Now, they call me a gadget boy, but this particular gadget has too many features for even me... so visit here to find out more.

Joey + CDJ 2000= Bangin' mixes. Joey - CDJ2000= Ummm... Bangin' mixes??? Stay tuned. Stooopid!

Jonboy (LDN)

Saturday, 19 September 2009

DJ Obvious Backing Mayhem and Hype MUSIC!

So like I do every wednesday at 4:31 PM (YES...I am more bloody efficient & more bloody programmed than your bloody suped up Macbook bloody Pro... I believe they call me Jono-Tron for a blooomin' reason) I scoured the internet for the latest Mix Cds, no particular genre or nuttin (I happen to be very eclectic as it goes) jus suttin that i could chill to.... it aint really a chillin' CD to be honest. Far from it actually... but if you like grime I'm sure you will appreciate it for what it is. BOOM. BOOM BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!


I ain't got a picture but this one of myself and my Steve Urkel TEE does the damn trick!

YES!!


Tracklistin goes suttin like this... No. It is Actually this.
Wiley - Split down the middle
Mr Snowman - Be all right
Maniac - Ugly
Wretch 32 - Ina di Ghetto ft. Badness
Silkie - Test
Sukh knight - Up in Smoke
R.D - Rage
Eskz Medley
Sway - F ur X (Ft Stush)
Sticky - Golly gosh 2
Mr Snowman - Forward riddim remix
Alias - Fiction 2
Plastic man - Cha
Little Dee ft. O.G'Z - Passing threw
Big $hot - Stomp
Ghetto - Don't phone me
Terror Danjah - Zumpy hunter VIP
Jon E cash - Invasion VIP
Danny weed - Shank riddim (Wiley remix)
Crazy Titch - Singalong acapella
Dr Venom - Not wise
Faith sfx ft. Dot Rotten - I'm goin hard
Wiley - Igloo (Beat mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Street fighter
Dj Oddz - Strung up VIP
Ruff sqwad - Died in your arms



AND heres how you download this bludclart!!


GRIME + Steve Urkel= (SoooooooN Come BLUD)


Jonboy (LDN)

Tuesday, 15 September 2009

Da WeekEnd.... Proof Living + Bloomsbury/Negla


So on 'Da WeekEnd' Cocaine't 4 kidz (minus JonBOY who was probably getting some poontang an making love on da 'dog and bone'... he should'a got one of THESE) lads hit da town to get our drinking game orrrn...  so on Friday I did fuck all coz I was working some fucked up hours... 
Sat we passed by at Market Place for a bit of Living Proof and 40oz beers. Fun times but not enough poontang so the theme song of da night should'a been "TOO MANY MAN, TOO MANY MAN" ..
Sun we headed to Bloomsbury Lanes for 'Beers, Bowling and karaoke ' also to show love to da lovely Negla on her bday. No complaints from me, there was a variety of poontang available on da night.. different shapes an sizes..


here are a couple visual stimulations to sum up 


Sat Living proof 
Kat and Sim talking about da large numbers of penis around
A lot of 40's were ingested...

"We need some more girls in ere"

iZe turns up out da blue looking pissed

I finally found sum poontang..

JoeyDaKid consumes large amounts of alcohol an get mashed as usual


...Then had to be carried out da venue by females..


Had a laugh outside...


... But iZe is still pissed off ..lol...

Watched an song D'angelo tunes from a blackberry

Danced all da way to public transport..
Then food...
Sun Bloomsbury Lanes







Bday female getting 'her bowl orrn"
Poontang R' us..
Joey Jizz's in he pants from looking at the 'poon'

iZe also want to Jizz but holds it back with a smile..
..then hits up da karaoke...
Negs gets a lovely dress for her bday..
more Poontang-ness
she tells me a secrete whiles I "throw up a fist for black power"

Living Proof + Bloomsbury + 40/40 beers = drunken bowling kareoke times, and searching for da sacred 'poon'

P.s Kanye is a fucking nutcase lol..... R.I.P Patrick Swayze......

offthewALL

Friday, 11 September 2009

DJ Cable - Mashdown Vol.3

I jusT downloaded this Mix myself... thought I would give it some credit.
01. Intro...
02. Mark Instinct - Invader
03. N-Type & The Others - Technophobe
04. Maniac - Thug
05. The Prodigy - Warrior's Dance (Benga Remix)
06. JME - Standard
07. Reso - Smash Yer Face In
08. Crissy Criss - Kick, Snare
09. Distance - Night Vision (Skream Remix)
10. Jakes - Rock The Bells
11. Emalkay - Explicit
12. Chase & Status - Saxon
13. Chase & Status - Saxon (OH SNAP! Edit Stylee)
14. The Count & Sinden - Hardcore Girls (Project Bassline Remix)
15. Jammin - Hold On + "Scratch Interlude"
16. Ludacris Feat. Shawnna - What's Your Fantasy
17. Jakes & Joker - 3Klane
18. Skepta - I Spy
19. Tempa T - Next Hype
20. Rusko - Mr. Muscle
21. D.O.K. - Warning
22. Benga - Buzzin'
23. Kyza - Go (Bar 9 Remix)
24. Foreign Beggars Vs. Rouge A Levres (Feat. Primecuts) - Hit That Gash (Itchy Naaan Re-rub)
25. Vista - Forcefield
26. Bonecrusher Feat. Killer Mike & T.I. - Never Scared
27. Caspa - Marmite
28. Ruff Sqwad - Xtra
29. Skream - Simple City
30. High Rankin - No Money For Guns
31. Joker - Do It
32. Seven - Drop
33. David Banner Feat. Lil Flip - Like A Pimp
34. Chingy - Juice
35. Fused Forces - What's Going Down
36. Basement Jaxx - Raindrops (Doorly's Dubstep Remix)


Jonboy + Like= Jonboy likes this... BOOM BOOM BOOM!!

Thursday, 10 September 2009

iPod Re-Fresh...?

So YESTERDAY (yes I am slightly behind AGAIN) Apple announced a "new line" of iPods. I say that tongue in cheek, due to the fact that they aint bloody new maaate!!!

I mean... all the exterior designs have remained the same, apart from the Nano, which has had a Video camera added, and i must emphasise VI-DI-YO, as thats all it does. Video. No photos. Yea... I can't see the logic either...
Besides that, its got shinier colours for you shiny bits 'n' bobs people, built in radio annnnnd i can't remember what else or be bothered to check. so yea. that's all folks..
iPod Touch has been bumped up to a meaty 64gb tho, but with a price tag to match... £299... Yowzerrrz! Other than that we got the same ol' same ol'.
But still, if ya got the cash, go BUCKWILD 'n' 'av a SPLASHHH baby!
Check out this super-sophisticated, sooooper-shiny, 9-5 lookin iPod Shuffle... yay or nay?


Ooooooh... yea and i just remembered the 5g Nano has a mic. BEAT THAT... Sony Microsoft Creative Zen Zune HD!
Apple + Nano 5g (with VI-DI-YO) + Geekatrons= These geeks filming themselves jizzin' in their pants WHILST also listenin to the damn beat... JIZZ IN MY PANNNTS!


Posted "Anonymously" by Mr Alexander.

Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Trinotron Autumn/Winter 2009 Collection

Hmmm... this may be slightly late considerin the launch was on 03/09/2009... but I blog so much that i don't give a monkeys, swing from tree to tree just like monkeys...

Yeaaaa.....................

Anyways. Last year saw the beginnings of a new street wear brand, which, if you didn't read the title is TRINOTRON! The old line had a freshness that you couldn't find in chilled spring water from the top of a mountain... I''m being serious.

Likewise... the AW 09 shit Is.On.Fire... Don't let me talk for Jamaica Jamaicaaa... look for your damn self!












See. I told you

The Tron + AW09 Collection + Jonboy= I'm gonna look fuckin' fly!

JonBoy

Update: I just found this promo video aswell...