Baddunka-dunk-dunk

Ok. I'm chillin' with some A (she had a rant) chick that I used to link back in my uni days, we're just friends now, strictly. Her rules not mine... Anyways we're chillin' in some spot and these chciks wearing them leggings bop through the shit like they own the motherf*cker... NO! I thought. These chicks wit these big off back offs (yatties wit da big batties, as I was once told) did not just walk trough the place like that... NO WAY! But mistaken I was. They did. Now I've seen girls wear leggings as trousers before but not like this, this was some next Baddunka-dunk-dunk shit. Im telling ya. Impressive.

Anyways, basically, the chick I was with said "Leggings, should not be worn as trousers", just as I thought... If she was wearing them she would look BANGING aswell! I was tryna persuade her, but she werent havin' it...

Now I jus believe, if you aint got it, dont flaunt it. Simple. I mean, whats the point after I've seen that.

I dunno who the rass these guys are, but they can tell you better than I can...

Funny Guys!
Baddunka-dunk-dunks + Leggings - Ironing Boards = No fake ass Baddunka-dunking in LDN!
JonBoy (LDN)

An Interview With The TRON

He makes another appearance on Cocaine't 4 kidZ. This time in an interview with Kevin Lanre and the Hot 110/Boxfresh Collab...oooohie! Check it out init.

Hot 110 interview with Trinity Ellis from Hot 110 on Vimeo.

JonBoy (LDN)

Art Video.

Alongside my attempts to post a decent Mixtape/Mix CD download everyweek, I'm starting suttin' else aswell. Now Everybody wants to know what the latest tunes are init? Fact! But move that to the side, lets go for good creativity in terms of videos now... I ain't talkin 'bout your everyday run of the mill video, that's just a video for videos sake, I'm talking art video.

So this is an example of a crappy Video... In any case i can't stop
watching it in hope that a breast will fly out n I'll see some
nippleage... kinda like soft porn i guess? Stop judgin me...

It's not cool dude.

My mate Dwayne Dibbly showed me this just...yesterday...
whilst we were on lunch (well I was, dunno what the rass he
was doin') And to everybody who's gonna tell me "you're late maaann"
Yeaaa, so what? Piss RIGHT Off! Son, Jim & Bob.
I'm gonna post the making of sooooon blud.


Mr Dibbly also showed me this, probably not as much 
money spent, but equally as effective and difficult.
Was well thought out.

And this is what I mean of Art Video. I gave you two this week. But keep checkin' back, got some chips, beans n Bangers lined up for ya.

Crappy Videos + Concept Videos = Tits 'n Ass + Art 'n Direction = One wholesome Female (My kinda girl)

JonBoy (LDN)

She's Jus Bein Her

Aite, so where I work, there's quite a few talented people (I am not one of them before you ask), you get people that do 3D modelling, motion graphics, video editing, sound engineering... add to that singers, rappers, producers, actors and one particular guy that just seems to do everything, but unfortunately, for him - not in my words - "He's a pikey!"

Anyways I got this other mate/colleague 'n her name is Justina Bailey or JusB - JusB is her alias if your wondering?  She's a graphic designer from North of the Thames (just a random fact) and her works, in my own words, "are Bloomin' off tha heeezy jeezy"! (that's not actually what I would say, but you get the bloody point...init?)  I mean have a look for yo'self bitchassnesses!

This is kinda what shee looks like. Kinda.

This is probably her signature piece. Girl looks peng too. And that guy

is Jizzin his pants as we type/read... i mean look @ his eye lmao.

Is it me or do the clouds and sun look like faces?

A live drawing she did for the DJ booth at her B'day.The Booth from Just on Vimeo.

Another live drawing she did for a wall @ her B'day. Freestyle style.The Wall from Just on Vimeo.

She's done work for Boxfresh and DV8 so be sure to check out her website... 'n look out for her style on a street near you.
Justina Bailey + Poon = Cartoon poon... haha that rhymes... but you can't jizz to cartoon poon... uh uh. Not coool!
Jonboy (LDN)

BNTL @ Reset.

'ol tight BNTL for this Reset Pt.2 Video featuring...

-A.IN.T
-All Caps
-Ditto
-Trapstar
-Benjart
-Second Son
- & Many more...

Catch Joey in there somewhere aswell...


The Reset II from Gwilym Lewis-Brooke on Vimeo.
Reset² (YES... that is a sq. root symbol) + Joey + A few bloomin' rotten Apples= A day I bludclart missed... Pissssed!
(About A) Jonboy

iPod Re-Fresh...?

So YESTERDAY (yes I am slightly behind AGAIN) Apple announced a "new line" of iPods. I say that tongue in cheek, due to the fact that they aint bloody new maaate!!!

I mean... all the exterior designs have remained the same, apart from the Nano, which has had a Video camera added, and i must emphasise VI-DI-YO, as thats all it does. Video. No photos. Yea... I can't see the logic either...

Besides that, its got shinier colours for you shiny bits 'n' bobs people, built in radio annnnnd i can't remember what else or be bothered to check. so yea. that's all folks..

iPod Touch has been bumped up to a meaty 64gb tho, but with a price tag to match... £299... Yowzerrrz! Other than that we got the same ol' same ol'.

But still, if ya got the cash, go BUCKWILD 'n' 'av a SPLASHHH baby!

Check out this super-sophisticated, sooooper-shiny, 9-5 lookin iPod Shuffle... yay or nay?

Ooooooh... yea and i just remembered the 5g Nano has a mic. BEAT THAT... Sony Microsoft Creative Zen Zune HD!

Apple + Nano 5g (with VI-DI-YO) + Geekatrons= These geeks filming themselves jizzin' in their pants WHILST also listenin to the damn beat... JIZZ IN MY PANNNTS!

Posted "Anonymously" by Mr Alexander.