Aite, so where I work, there's quite a few talented people (I am not one of them before you ask), you get people that do 3D modelling, motion graphics, video editing, sound engineering... add to that singers, rappers, producers, actors and one particular guy that just seems to do everything, but unfortunately, for him - not in my words - "He's a pikey!"
Anyways I got this other mate/colleague 'n her name is Justina Bailey or JusB - JusB is her alias if your wondering? She's a graphic designer from North of the Thames (just a random fact) and her works, in my own words, "are Bloomin' off tha heeezy jeezy"! (that's not actually what I would say, but you get the bloody point...init?) I mean have a look for yo'self bitchassnesses!
This is kinda what shee looks like. Kinda.
This is probably her signature piece. Girl looks peng too. And that guy
is Jizzin his pants as we type/read... i mean look @ his eye lmao.
Is it me or do the clouds and sun look like faces?
A live drawing she did for the DJ booth at her B'day.
So like I do every wednesday at4:31 PM (YES...I am more bloody efficient & more bloody programmed than your bloody suped up Macbook bloody Pro... I believe they call me Jono-Tron for a blooomin' reason) I scoured the internet for the latest Mix Cds, no particular genre or nuttin (I happen to be very eclectic as it goes) jus suttin that i could chill to.... it aint really a chillin' CD to be honest. Far from it actually... but if you like grime I'm sure you will appreciate it for what it is. BOOM. BOOM BOOM. BOOM BOOM BOOM... Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!
I ain't got a picture but this one of myself and my Steve Urkel TEE does the damn trick!
YES!!
Tracklistin goes suttin like this... No. It is Actually this. Wiley - Split down the middle
Mr Snowman - Be all right
Maniac - Ugly
Wretch 32 - Ina di Ghetto ft. Badness
Silkie - Test
Sukh knight - Up in Smoke
R.D - Rage
Eskz Medley
Sway - F ur X (Ft Stush)
Sticky - Golly gosh 2
Mr Snowman - Forward riddim remix
Alias - Fiction 2
Plastic man - Cha
Little Dee ft. O.G'Z - Passing threw
Big $hot - Stomp
Ghetto - Don't phone me
Terror Danjah - Zumpy hunter VIP
Jon E cash - Invasion VIP
Danny weed - Shank riddim (Wiley remix)
Crazy Titch - Singalong acapella
Dr Venom - Not wise
Faith sfx ft. Dot Rotten - I'm goin hard
Wiley - Igloo (Beat mix)
Dizzee Rascal - Street fighter
Dj Oddz - Strung up VIP
Ruff sqwad - Died in your arms
Was in a hyped up mood today, banged out Next Hype from Peckham to Stratford and cudda sworn I’d seen Temps himself parring some guy on the roadside…or maybe I was just excited. What I did however see was a hottie which I believed was of Latin American descent walking through Canary Wharf sporting a pair of Insa Heels and leggings. I would like to say I Jizzed my pants but in all honesty it was closer to what I imagine a female to experience during multiple orgasms. HOTT SHITTT!!! Its h-actually one of those clothing lines that can make anyone pretty Jizz-tastic, even Gandhi or any run of the mill Female German Olympic Shotputter
*Maybe Ghandi wouldn't quite look like this but close enough
PAIN
But then I saw an Asian man walking through Stratford wearing Michael Jackson boots from the bad video, with an Akademiks tracksuit, which he probably made himself, the sight caused me to throw up in my mouth and swallow it back down n wash down with my vitamin water(CRINGE!!!)…DASAPARRR!!!
So I thought I would leave you with this video which brings back memories
Public Transport + Asian Micheal Jackson/Asian Lethal B = What Da Fuck Is Wrong With Stratford
