Pioneer CDJ 2000- Me thinks... Serato Eat Your Heart OUT!

So for all you budding DJ's (MOST of you wont care, BUT I don't care... that you don't), your first step to fame and fortune is to buy yourself TWO of these. I mean... they can do everything you and your laptop can. CD's, USB's even flippin' SD cards (SERATO Who?)... they have a screen, full colour aswell, which tells you all the shit you need to know to mix them new joints you researched on wikipedia then downloaded off Limewire (I, in no way support, endorse, encourage, condone or use Limewire for illegal downloading of music, for either personal, professional or business uses) the night before.  They ain't cheap, I could have sworn i read it's like $2000 PER deck, but hey... do what you gotta do to release dat mixtape man... errrrr. JOEY?

Now, they call me a gadget boy, but this particular gadget has too many features for even me... so visit here to find out more.

Joey + CDJ 2000= Bangin' mixes. Joey - CDJ2000= Ummm... Bangin' mixes??? Stay tuned. Stooopid!

Jonboy (LDN)

Da WeekEnd.... Proof Living + Bloomsbury/Negla

So on 'Da WeekEnd' Cocaine't 4 kidz (minus JonBOY who was probably getting some poontang an making love on da 'dog and bone'... he should'a got one of THESE) lads hit da town to get our drinking game orrrn...  so on Friday I did fuck all coz I was working some fucked up hours... 
Sat we passed by at Market Place for a bit of Living Proof and 40oz beers. Fun times but not enough poontang so the theme song of da night should'a been "TOO MANY MAN, TOO MANY MAN" ..
Sun we headed to Bloomsbury Lanes for 'Beers, Bowling and karaoke ' also to show love to da lovely Negla on her bday. No complaints from me, there was a variety of poontang available on da night.. different shapes an sizes..


here are a couple visual stimulations to sum up 

Sat Living proof 

Kat and Sim talking about da large numbers of penis around

A lot of 40's were ingested...

"We need some more girls in ere"

iZe turns up out da blue looking pissed

I finally found sum poontang..

JoeyDaKid consumes large amounts of alcohol an get mashed as usual

...Then had to be carried out da venue by females..

Had a laugh outside...

... But iZe is still pissed off ..lol...

Watched an song D'angelo tunes from a blackberry

Danced all da way to public transport..

Then food...

Sun Bloomsbury Lanes

Bday female getting 'her bowl orrn"

Poontang R' us..

Joey Jizz's in he pants from looking at the 'poon'

iZe also want to Jizz but holds it back with a smile..

..then hits up da karaoke...

Negs gets a lovely dress for her bday..

more Poontang-ness

she tells me a secrete whiles I "throw up a fist for black power"

Living Proof + Bloomsbury + 40/40 beers = drunken bowling kareoke times, and searching for da sacred 'poon'

P.s Kanye is a fucking nutcase lol..... R.I.P Patrick Swayze......

offthewALL

BNTL @ Reset.

'ol tight BNTL for this Reset Pt.2 Video featuring...

-A.IN.T
-All Caps
-Ditto
-Trapstar
-Benjart
-Second Son
- & Many more...

Catch Joey in there somewhere aswell...


The Reset II from Gwilym Lewis-Brooke on Vimeo.
Reset² (YES... that is a sq. root symbol) + Joey + A few bloomin' rotten Apples= A day I bludclart missed... Pissssed!
(About A) Jonboy

IT'S TIME!!!!

Here goes…Okay so we know that we’re potentially the 4 millionth mudasuckas to create a blog most likely about nothing, but this was setup o so long ago and we thought it was time to transfer faecal matter from our brains onto your screens...thus the creation of COCAINE’T4KIDZ by offthewALL, JonBoy, iZE (pronounced eyes) and myself JoeyDaKid…get to know!

Your first notion would be WTF!!! Or boo, but fuck you. The name was mainly the brainchild of offthewALL, and ourselves as we sat down in a Jägermeister and hashish induced stupor. Don’t ask how to pronounce or the meaning, what u should ask is how the fuck did I even end up reading. Well now you’re here I have a feeling we’ll be seeing you a lot more often. As you follow our penises in there mighty pursuit for va-jay and knob supremacy.

BRAPPPPPPPPPPSSSS!!!!!

JoeyDaKid