"Watch him do the Van Damme-age" Pt. 2

Due to popular demand of the dancing Jean Claude Van Damme image...I decided to do another post to honour one of my many heroes (Chuck Norris eat your heart out).

- The most amazing home videos are here

*Check my man go hard in Kickboxer and draw in the ladies, whilst driving them crazy...he taught me all I know

*Check Van Damme's Yoruba Uncle Jeans Though

If you see offthewALL doing these dances, slap him n he'll come to his senses

JoeyDaKid

Da WeekEnd.... Proof Living + Bloomsbury/Negla

So on 'Da WeekEnd' Cocaine't 4 kidz (minus JonBOY who was probably getting some poontang an making love on da 'dog and bone'... he should'a got one of THESE) lads hit da town to get our drinking game orrrn...  so on Friday I did fuck all coz I was working some fucked up hours... 
Sat we passed by at Market Place for a bit of Living Proof and 40oz beers. Fun times but not enough poontang so the theme song of da night should'a been "TOO MANY MAN, TOO MANY MAN" ..
Sun we headed to Bloomsbury Lanes for 'Beers, Bowling and karaoke ' also to show love to da lovely Negla on her bday. No complaints from me, there was a variety of poontang available on da night.. different shapes an sizes..


here are a couple visual stimulations to sum up 

Sat Living proof 

Kat and Sim talking about da large numbers of penis around

A lot of 40's were ingested...

"We need some more girls in ere"

iZe turns up out da blue looking pissed

I finally found sum poontang..

JoeyDaKid consumes large amounts of alcohol an get mashed as usual

...Then had to be carried out da venue by females..

Had a laugh outside...

... But iZe is still pissed off ..lol...

Watched an song D'angelo tunes from a blackberry

Danced all da way to public transport..

Then food...

Sun Bloomsbury Lanes

Bday female getting 'her bowl orrn"

Poontang R' us..

Joey Jizz's in he pants from looking at the 'poon'

iZe also want to Jizz but holds it back with a smile..

..then hits up da karaoke...

Negs gets a lovely dress for her bday..

more Poontang-ness

she tells me a secrete whiles I "throw up a fist for black power"

Living Proof + Bloomsbury + 40/40 beers = drunken bowling kareoke times, and searching for da sacred 'poon'

P.s Kanye is a fucking nutcase lol..... R.I.P Patrick Swayze......

offthewALL

IT'S TIME!!!!

Here goes…Okay so we know that we’re potentially the 4 millionth mudasuckas to create a blog most likely about nothing, but this was setup o so long ago and we thought it was time to transfer faecal matter from our brains onto your screens...thus the creation of COCAINE’T4KIDZ by offthewALL, JonBoy, iZE (pronounced eyes) and myself JoeyDaKid…get to know!

Your first notion would be WTF!!! Or boo, but fuck you. The name was mainly the brainchild of offthewALL, and ourselves as we sat down in a Jägermeister and hashish induced stupor. Don’t ask how to pronounce or the meaning, what u should ask is how the fuck did I even end up reading. Well now you’re here I have a feeling we’ll be seeing you a lot more often. As you follow our penises in there mighty pursuit for va-jay and knob supremacy.

BRAPPPPPPPPPPSSSS!!!!!

JoeyDaKid