Anyway I was talking to a female mate of mine and she was telling me how this guy she is about to get with said to her Quote: "ahh i don't know why I broke up with my EX".... and it apparently put her off (for about 2days)...
Well from past research eres a couple things you shouldn't say Or your bird shouldn't know...
Ok your probably proud of how many girls you've shagged... but letting your girl know is fucking stupid. she is gonna ask you anyway so mybe just give her a rough estimate... or just leave out all da one night stands and ugly ones...
Whether you are scared of the dark, bunny rabbits, blood or your mother...... what ever you do DO NOT let your bird know! We all know how crazy/spiteful girls can be... she would defo use it against you during an argument.. and make you look like the biggest pussy ole in the history of mankind...
I swear.. the moment she finds out it was bought for you buy your Ex.. she is gonna try to either break it or "accidentally" lose it. Mate just pretend everything you own is yours or is a present from your mum.
*note: These views are not necessarily supported by all memebers of Cocaine't 4 kidz*
Winter Relationships + Fabricating the truth = dude... she will find something else to moan about...
offthewALL
How many knotches you REALLY have..
Your Weakness and Fears
Stuff/Presents Your Ex Bought You
*note: These views are not necessarily supported by all memebers of Cocaine't 4 kidz*
Winter Relationships + Fabricating the truth = dude... she will find something else to moan about...
offthewALL
loooooooooool sooooo true! i quote, 'dude... she will find something else to moan about...' ahahhahahahahahah
ReplyDeletePePe
Ha! I think you'll find it put her off for longer than 2 days monsieur! Another thing to add is make sure that you and this 'ex' of yours don't wander around your 'new chicks' area....you will get caught whether you meant for it to happen or not...last bit of advise for all you silly billys, don't deny it and don't pretend nothing happened if you got caught...admit it! Tell this new girl the deal ( as in why you were caught walking around with your ex for example) who knows...maybe she'll be stupid enough to totally believe you...desperate times...etc etc
ReplyDeleteDont listen to the last anonymous comment, three words...DENY DENY DENY!!! Even if your caught wiv a girl wiv ur penis out/in her hand/in her mouth/in her vag...there is always a reasonable explanation
ReplyDelete"Nah gurl it aint watchu fink...rememba i told u i gt this disease in my balls which makes em overheat, so she was just blowin on em 2 kl em down"
hahaha i have been a sucker to all them rules
ReplyDeletenow im just a sucker