So with little or no persuasion I've decided to attend the annual Notting Hill Carnival this weekend, but not to whine 'pon girls half my age in a crude attempt to achieve cheap thrills, not to smoke a deadly concoction of green substances that resemble marijuana and surprisingly not to use one of the porta-loos in an attempt to poo standing up without touching the toilet seat or the piss stained walls. I will, however be attending in the hope that I will potentially witness some extreme DAGGERING in the flesh. I have been a keen follower of the Jamaican craze and hope to one day aspire to the professionalism and grace of Adidja Azim Palmer (that's Vybes Cartel to you PUTAAAS).
But on a serious note, less of the violence n more of the 'erb smoking!!!
In the words of the right honourable Elephant Man.."H-alrite"
NUFF SAID!!!
JoeDaKid
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