LET'S ALL STAND IN A-SKEET-MENT!!!!

Ding Ding Ding Round 2 its is for Rosa and this Blog!

I peeped this maaad long ago but then i stumbled across this video again and drenched the walls in my room with skeet juice (yes it always gets messy )

Just a little treat enjoy...i certainly did! Thank You Rosa Thank You Supreme NYC

p.s. Looool the link below is the official comercial for SKEET WIPES by the way bahahaa... check it out!

http://www.crunkrockradio.com/media/CrunkRockRadio-SkeetWipesCommercial.mp3

B B H O L L O G R A M Z.

Just sTOnes... (not da singer..)

Decided to go onna little road trip yesterday with a couple mates of mine... So we thought "FUCK IT!"... Lets go "Stone Henge" and see what all da fuss is about.... its just a bunch of big stones inna a weird shape after all....... or is it?

Well I can safely say YES.. it is just a bunch of pointless big stones...

well as you do... I started snappin away on my camera like a maniac... eres'a couple images..

To be honest.. we just ended up looking like a bunch of tourist... but hey.. twas a very cool but Bloodclaart COLD day brav!

road trip + Stone Henge = "Ok we have been staring at stones for 30mins now...LETS GET SOME KFC!!"


offthewALL

Hotty of the Week

Homeboys and homegirls, you know what time it is...Yep you guessed it, time to fix your eyes pon this weeks scantily clad girl of the week.

This weeks Hotty is from Argentina and comes in the heavenly form of Keyra Augustina... I doubt I need to comment on how smoking this girl is, but DAMMMMN she got a fatty, i think i would like to somehow seperate her booty from her and get engaged to it (not married), so here's a few pics of this dime piece in her element

*Picture Perfect

"What would you do to spend a night with Keyra Augustina?"

This requires quite a bit of thought...I think I would gladly eat a homeless mans pubes to frolic with this bird, no not just any homeless man...I'm talking, ain't been under a roof in 5 yrs, and built up a layer of dirt and grime so thick it has its own energy efficient insulation.

Check out her blog here

Cocaine't4kidZ + Keyra Augustina + Baby Oil = I call dibs on da Cheeks of justice

JoeyDaKid

TakeAwierdBREAK.......

Ye so I staggered across this site randomly somehow. If you are one of them people (females) that buy those gossip mags like 'Hello' an shizzniks.... then you'l lurrrvv this site.
its called Takeawierdbreak.com. basically all they do is post visuals from magazines titles that are shit-funnaay or just darn right fucked up!!

Av'a butchers at some of the pics that activated certain emotions...

LOL... now that is a shocking story

Silly Sausage....

He has got a fanny!!

Ok now THAT is no Bootylicious booty..

Reincarnation I suppose... (ye right)

How FUCKED UP is that?

I wonder wot her vay-gay looks like now...

She's definitely cheating on him...

I warned her b4 she got into bed with me..

He looks da fucking same.... minus a shit blond wig

Gossip Magazines + fucked up people = Shocking stories.. and plenty of laughter..

offthewALL

HAPPY HANNUKAH!!!

We love us a good movie round here, and not just the titties and ass kind. I'm talkin comedy, out and out comedy in the form of frat pack movies. While watching I have come across what I would say, in my humble opinion, is the best wedding singer ever...Dan finnerty and The Dan Band

Check these videos and I'm sure it'll have you asking "Who the fuck do I gotta stab to get dis dude to sing at my Bar Mitzvah?"

*The Dan Band in starsky and Hutch

*Candy Shop by  The Dan Band

Old School: Total eclipse of the heart

Dave

MySpace Video

* Funniest of them all

 

You wont often hear me talking about marriage, but i think this more than love will be the reason I get married

 

Get ur Red ribbon for AIDS day...

 

MAZEL TOV!!!

 

JoeyDaKid

You annOY MEEE!!

There this new Skins-like Tv series on channel 4 called "Missfits".... Its cool an everything (Im actually starting to get into it) BUT!!... There's one character on it that 'does my nut in! You have probably seen me cuss him already on facebookage...

Its the character Curtis (the black dude)..... all Im saying is.. hes like da worstestest actor ever... some of hes dialogue is cringe-worthy.

Ok so I'm gonna be A world class hater now and name the rest of the people on the visual box that annoy me in one way or de'over...

"I want to do a POO at Pauls" kid

That has to be like da most anoying advert on Tv. This kid needs to get taught sum manners with hes big head... no1 cares if you wan to do a poo at Pauls you little shit...

Sonia from Eastenders

Ok I'l be honest, the only thing anoying about her is her face... (not being rude btw)

Jeremy "Bloodclart" Kyle

If hes show was anything like The Jerry Springer show.. he would'nt be so brave! But on da other hand hes show sometimes is the cure for bordem...
Bottom line is... he a WANKER

Beyonce knowles-it all

There nothing more anoying than someone whos cannot put a foot wrong. I Swear she sold her soul of somthing... shes too damn PERFECT! In every way!
If she ever had a sextape i would actually give up my whole months wages plus trip up an elderly woman and kick her whiles shes down....just to watch her being doggied (not by Jayzee)...

Anoyin people + having the whole week off work + TV = A PHD (Player Hating Degree)

offthewALL

Be in Da Lupe... Enemy OF the state: A Love Story..

Yo av'a look da new Lupe Fiasco mixtape. I haven't listen to it yet.... I'm actually downloading as we speak. But 'word on the muvafuckin roads' is that its da dogs bollocks.

Well download it an lemme kno what you think... you shmell me?

(Its free by da way so no excuses)

*click HERE to Downlaod*

offthewALL

Jizztastic faCes. Beautifulagony.COM

This summary is not available. Please click here to view the post.

Hotty of the Week

Now really and truly this one should have been last week but Rosa Acosta’s thighs…oh my, oh my, what a prize…but seriously. Last week we attended the Reebok Pump 20th anniversary party at the concept store in Shoreditch and about 6 free bottles of beers into the night in she walked 5’8 inches of pure woman…with her 32E-24-35 measurements draggin all the man dems eyes with her. Only after the fly flew in and out of my mouth did i realise that i was not dreaming. It took me back 2 my youth, you know before rudetube, empiflix and spankwire…yeah the days of the FHM and GQ pin ups. So Kelly Brook…this goes out to you, you, you, my number one


Unfortunately there's no videos of her stretching in a one piece leotard but apparently girls use their imaginations when tryna get their rocks off...I know thats Insane right.

*I would punch a toddler in the face to be that one piece she is wearing

SMOKIN HOTT!!!

JoeyDaKid

SIXTH SENSE computers - "I see naked people"

Right…so if you’re a fiend for technology and all things sci-fi, check out this video. It’s of a demonstration of a creation by an inventor from India called Pranav Mistry. This shit will literally blow the brains out of MAC and Microsoft and potentially force them into bankruptcy. This video is neither funny nor sexual in anyway…I know, your thinking what’s wrong with you Joey, but sometimes I just get bored of tits and ass…who am I kidding!!!


*For more vids on future technology and amazing stuff check out the TED website here…oh yeah, more tits and ass soon cum

SixthSense computers + JoeyDaKid = “U mean I can actually feel Cherokee’s ass”

Free cock rings for all!!!

JoeyDaKid